True Story.

Today I arrived at school prepared for my normal Monday morning schedule.  I walked into the teacher's lounge, said hello to everyone, and then sat down to wait for the bell to ring. Vali walks in, greets me with a hug then our conversation proceeds as follows:

Vali: Hey girl! Listen I'm going to need you to take the entire 12th grade class today, ok?

Me: Oh, ok sure! Everything ok?

Vali: Yeah, Ares is here.

Me: Your dog Ares?!? Where?? (Mind you Ares is a HUGE Malamute/Husky mix)

Vali: Well, he is currently waiting in the car outside.

Me: What is he doing at school? Are you taking him to the dog kennel?

Vali: Well...no. He kind of has a date.

Me: (I just look at him...)

Vali: You see, today Ares is going to have a little fun with some lady dogs in Recas.

Me: WHAT!? What are you talking about!?

Vali: I need to take Ares to go breed him. He's been requested by some owners here in Recas. 

Me: YOU'RE MISSING CLASS TO GO MATE YOUR DOG!?

Vali: You can come watch if you want??

Me: DYING OF LAUGHTER.

Ares you DOG you!

Just another day on the job...