Today I arrived at school prepared for my normal Monday morning schedule. I walked into the teacher's lounge, said hello to everyone, and then sat down to wait for the bell to ring. Vali walks in, greets me with a hug then our conversation proceeds as follows:
Vali: Hey girl! Listen I'm going to need you to take the entire 12th grade class today, ok?
Me: Oh, ok sure! Everything ok?
Vali: Yeah, Ares is here.
Me: Your dog Ares?!? Where?? (Mind you Ares is a HUGE Malamute/Husky mix)
Vali: Well, he is currently waiting in the car outside.
Me: What is he doing at school? Are you taking him to the dog kennel?
Vali: Well...no. He kind of has a date.
Me: (I just look at him...)
Vali: You see, today Ares is going to have a little fun with some lady dogs in Recas.
Me: WHAT!? What are you talking about!?
Vali: I need to take Ares to go breed him. He's been requested by some owners here in Recas.
Me: YOU'RE MISSING CLASS TO GO MATE YOUR DOG!?
Vali: You can come watch if you want??
Me: DYING OF LAUGHTER.
Ares you DOG you!
Just another day on the job...