Today I started class with my 10th grade by giving them a little creative exercise. I gave each pair of students the start of a sentence...for example "I always say..." or "Every day after school I...". They were told to think of the most creative or funny endings to their sentences. Here are my favorites.
"My friend always says...without me you are naked."
"My mom always says..."STOP THE F*%&#
"Never have I ever... walked naked on the street."
"Every night...I sleep with my wife and we break the bed."
Adorable. Aren't they??